saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

foliemoadeux:

I was laughing at this part because it was like “race u to the stage”

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

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